I know you all watch it. Don’t try to lie to me.
This lifeguarding class makes me sad because I just want to do laps.
Beginning: It’s a wonderful life! Just the cool feeling of the water on your arms as you warm up can make anyone happy!
Middle: Oh. This isn’t too bad. Just keep swimming…. just keep swimming…
Near End: DON’T DROWN REMEMBER THE STARFISH IF YOUR ARMS DIE ON YOU
End: Holy mother of God. *smiles at swim team buddy* That was wicked easy. They should give us harder sequences.
Friend: You crazy, girl. You crazy.
Congratulations to the girl who beat me by .02 seconds tonight.
Snow day = no swimming = food + sleep + no swimming = happy = me.