What do you think of What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

I know you all watch it. Don’t try to lie to me.


You’re not getting any better.

Michael Phelps Olympic Games London 2012

This lifeguarding class makes me sad because I just want to do laps.

How swim practice usually goes.

Beginning: It’s a wonderful life! Just the cool feeling of the water on your arms as you warm up can make anyone happy!

Middle: Oh. This isn’t too bad. Just keep swimming…. just keep swimming…

Near End: DON’T DROWN REMEMBER THE STARFISH IF YOUR ARMS DIE ON YOU

End: Holy mother of God. *smiles at swim team buddy* That was wicked easy. They should give us harder sequences.

Friend: You crazy, girl. You crazy.

Congratulations to the girl who beat me by .02 seconds tonight.

Snow day = no swimming = food + sleep + no swimming = happy = me.

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